rantings of a frustrated man u fan

dear mr alex fergurson

please stop playing your players who are above the age of 32 in important games like tonight.
please phase mr gary neville out and find a new captain who isn’t mr rio ferdinand, who of late seems to be suffering from some form of myopia.
next please do not sell mr owen hargreaves because he has only given you good performances when he plays.
please play tevez more, and have some balls to use all 3 of your strikers and when they do play please ban them from coming back pass the half way line as well as instructing them to stop playing like wingers.
also it would help if you’d get off your lazy ass and shouted at them once in a while because they just can’t get their act together when they’re trailing.
last but not least.
stop putting on jon o shea as your miracle man and have some guts to take off your senior players EARLY when its clear they’re missing chances, i.e mr rooney, mr giggs, mr scholes, mr neville and mr ferdinand are all horrendously guilty of this in recent times.

~ by chanb on November 8, 2008.